#WEENIS IS ELBOW SKIN

[weevmo]

Nimrod elbow reveal.

[faerieguts]

Dude my cat is on my lap and keeps biting my weenis

[mister-fisch]

I cannot seem to find Hellsing related tickle stuff which is sad but whatever,take some Hellsing tickle headcanons.Also this is like my 1st time doing tickle headcanons btw :D

-Integra,shes a lee.I cant see it any other way.She wouldn't ask for it,I don't think,at least most of the time,cause she has more important things to attend to.Her most ticklish spots would be in her armpits,the area inbetween your thighs and your hip,and it would tickle her if you'd whisper in her ear.

-Walter is a lee,I cant explain why but he is.He would likely rarely or never ask for it.Though if he were to ask,it would be Seras,he'd ask it very politly.Alucard would definitely tease him,and whatnot. Addtionally,even though Walter is a lee he tickled Integra as a child (they have a father daughter relationship to me).I think he'd be most ticklist at his sides,hips,should blades,underarms,and feet.

-Seras,is a ler leaning switch for sure.She'd definitely tease Integra,Walter not so much,though she would occasionally with him.(not entirely sure about alucard though).Walter would indulge her when she's in a lee mood,Alucard likely would too.Her most ticklish spots would be her underarms,her hips,and her thighs

-Alucard(Vladcard and Girlycard are gonna be listed differently as I think they'd be different for some reason).He's a switch,not particularly leaning in ler or lee.He'd be most ticklish on his sides,the back of his knees,the weenis(THAT IS THE NAME OF THE SKIN ON THE BACK OF ELBOWS),his shoulder blades,his ankles(stole the idea for someone to be ticklish on their ankles from one of my mutuals),and feet(even though the bottom of human feet weird me the fuck out).He'd definatly tease Seras,mainly with "I thought you said you werent that ticklish,Police Girl".He'd also tease Walter a fuck ton,idk how but he would.I dont think he would with Integra tbh

-Vladcard,he's a lee. He has the same spots as Alucard,he'd also be ticklish in his ear and neck area,espcially when you whisper in his ear.I dont really have alot to say about him,i dont think about him that often,so you dont get alot for him

-Girlycard girly card is a ler leaning switch,its very rare for them to be in a lee mood.They'd have the same most ticklish spots as Alucard and Vladcard cause they're the same person,but with the addtion of their underarms.They'd tease the shit out of Walter,like constantly.I dont have alot to say about them either

-Alexander Anderson is a ler.Though he'd let Enrico and Yumie tickle him.He's not the most ticklish though,only being ticklish on his feet,underarms,and neck.He definatly tickled Enrico (and hienkl and yumie when they were kids depending if they met Anderson when they were kids) He'd probably tease Enrico,

-Enrico is ler(but when he was a kid he was definetly a lee),sadistically so.Though he is pretty ticklish himself,especially on his sides,underarms,and the inner parts of his arms.Once again i have not much to say about him even though i love him.

[mod-coffee-is-here]

Did you know that the skin on your elbow is called the weenis

THE FUCKING WHAT

[discourse-slenderman]

The skin at the end of your elbows is called your weenis, not to be confused with your-- no wait, you're a girl.

Did you know that the skin between your thumb and index finger is called the Flagina? Not to be confused with… whatever you humans have.

I don’t have a gender or sex..

[hardend-lava-rocks]

Conversations I have with my deity's part 10

Me, washing paint brushes: aw I got paint on my weenis

Artemis: your WHAT?

Me: my weenis-- it's what the skin on your elbow is called

Artemis: I don't believe that

Me: you don't have to just know that's what it's called

[tibdibs]

Since you guys are detectives, can you solve why the skin on the elbow is called the weenis

[treetownconfessions]

the weenis is actually the skin flap part of your elbow!!!

and also is a dance

[secondgenerationnerd]

Mar'i's early hangouts with the group🤔specifically Jai, Irey and Lian then her gradually hanging out with the others

Oooooo!!

For Lian and the twins, they got to introduce her to a lot of earth things—Tv shows, movies, books, other pop culture stuff. She and Lian do target practice (which is heavily supervised). They were super patient as she’s practicing her English…though Lian and Jai definitely teach her weird words. Nothing inappropriate, Uncle Dickie! The weenis is the skin on your elbow (Roy and Wally were cackling)

Mar’i and Damian actually hang out a lot, being the closest in age in the Batfam. They bonded over their weird ass family and the fact they both have combat training. Mar’i also forces him to do tea parties with her, but Jason over heard one and they were negotiating peace terms. Not pretend ones either 😂

When Mar’i and Jon became friends, at 10 years old, they finally have someone they don’t have to hold back with. They love to go flying and spar without holding back. Jon wishes he had a picture of Mar’i’s face first time at the farm. He proudly introduced her to every “aminal” as she says.

Mar’i and Milagro actually bond over Kor’i! Milagro has some old fashion magazines that Kor’i modeled in, and Mar’i happily tells her that’s her mommy. Milagro and Mar’i design different dance costumes and dresses at first, but slowly introduce each other to their other interests. Milagro is the one most likely to try Mar’i’s Tamaranean foods.

Colin and Mar’i take a bit to connect, but I think they like old detective movies. I think when his powers act up and he’s in a lot of pain, she’s the first person to check on him. Sometimes just sitting with him, reading to him or letting Haley lay with him. (Seperate headcannon that Haley’s been trained to help both Dick and Mar’i with ptsd)

[adtothebone]

“Hey, girl. Nice weenus.”

[ask-toonie-cogsworth]

weenis

HEY YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE WEIRD BIT OF SKIN TOONS HAVE ON THEIR ELBOWS!

🎉congrats!🎉

Heheh weenis

[gloryandgrace]

Weenis IS a real world actually. It's the word for your elbow skin

No. That is weenus and it is a slang term. The correct name for the skin on your elbow is olecranal skin.

Also that doesn’t explain why you said it to me in the first place.

~ Grace Chasity 🦋

[teddyrhodesx]

Oh yeah, I remember those days. Kind of like the time that talking about your weenis was a thing. Sure, we know it's just slang for the skin on your elbow, but we all knew we were saying it just because it rhymed with a certain other word. Did you by any chance use that scene in Finding Nemo as a reference for helping them remember tentacles? Where Pearl talks about how one of her tentacles is actually shorter than all her other tentacles. Though I feel that might be more something Hadley would do and while that's a great movie, I think it's because of being friends with Hadley that I even remembered that line.

It's hard sometimes! Especially when they say it with such confidence because they're so sure they're saying the word correctly. And then there's times when they know what they're saying, they just think it's funny to say things they know they aren't supposed to say. It's like forbidden fruit, honestly. It was just an honest mistake, so I didn't talk to his parents this time, just sent a quick note home with him that it had happened. But since I did correct the mistake and tell everyone what the right word is, I didn't think it was necessary to warn the entire class. We practiced the word as a group before we left even so... hopefully that erased the other word from memory. I did tell my supervisor what happened though, so if anyone happens to slip up, they're fully informed and can step in if needed.

[delusion-of-negation]

Elbow skin is called the weenis

like halloweenis the best

[morguenecrosis]

🍓?

Your weenis is superb

[shesaysdisco]

Do kids these days know about the weenus?